Best moment of the day:
We’re in Costco and the boys are both seated up in the cart. Alex kept trying to find the straps to hook himself in. Unable to find an end, he starts fussing and begins to quickly escalate. I’m busy and just keeping telling him “shush” without paying too much attention. Finally, he’s so frustrated, he begins screaming. “Give me a hooker. I need a hoooookkkkkeeerrr. Where’s a hooker?”