3:48am
Alex screaming
4:12am
Alex on verge of sleep
Cole in doorway screaming
4:37
Alex asleep in crib
Cole and Mommy walking to Mom and Dad’s room
“Mommy, what’s that?”
“What’s what?
“What’s that on your bottom?”
“What? There’s nothing on my bottom.”
“What’s that on your bottom?”
“Cole, there’s nothing there. Just underwear.”
“WOW, Mommy. They’re SOOOOOOOO big!”
(sigh)