{"id":550,"date":"2014-12-11T18:53:43","date_gmt":"2014-12-12T02:53:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.bejangled.com\/?p=550"},"modified":"2014-12-11T18:53:43","modified_gmt":"2014-12-12T02:53:43","slug":"metaphors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.bejangled.com\/?p=550","title":{"rendered":"Metaphors"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Watching Thursday night football. \u00a0Cole and Alex are racing across the family room throwing the ball and tackling each other. \u00a0After seeing a good tackle on TV, Cole runs as Alex tries to tackle him.<br \/>\nApparently Alex didn&#8217;t tackle as Cole wanted him to. \u00a0So Cole says to Alex &#8220;Come on Alex, it&#8217;s like poop. \u00a0A big, brown poop.&#8221; Alex didn&#8217;t respond, so Cole speaks again, &#8220;When you&#8217;re tackling you&#8217;ve got to push it DOWN.&#8221;<br \/>\nFootball tackles. \u00a0In metaphor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Watching Thursday night football. \u00a0Cole and Alex are racing across the family room throwing the ball and tackling each other. \u00a0After seeing a good tackle on TV, Cole runs as Alex tries to tackle him. 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