{"id":38,"date":"2012-01-25T21:18:00","date_gmt":"2012-01-26T05:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bejangled.com\/blog\/?p=38"},"modified":"2012-02-03T06:36:53","modified_gmt":"2012-02-03T14:36:53","slug":"what-not-to-tell-your-future-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.bejangled.com\/?p=38","title":{"rendered":"What NOT to tell your future wife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>3:48am<br \/>\nAlex screaming<\/p>\n<p>4:12am<br \/>\nAlex on verge of sleep<br \/>\nCole in doorway screaming<\/p>\n<p>4:37<br \/>\nAlex asleep in crib<br \/>\nCole and Mommy walking to Mom and Dad&#8217;s room<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Mommy, what&#8217;s that?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;What&#8217;s what?<br \/>\n&#8220;What&#8217;s that on your bottom?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;What? There&#8217;s nothing on my bottom.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;What&#8217;s that on your bottom?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Cole, there&#8217;s nothing there. Just underwear.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;WOW, Mommy. 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